The vault o' horrors is an archive of all that's gone wrong with the COT.  It contains disturbing things; things that make even the roughest, toughest outlaws run for cover.  Parental discretion is advised, if you are dumb and/or impressionable.

How To Kill Xavier:
click on the thumbnail for a big, action-packed look at homicide!

Quirky Little Graphics That You Never Realized Had Gone:

i used to grace the top of the "About the Carnival" page
i used to grace the top of the "About the Carnival" page
i used to grace the main page
i was on the main page since day one, way back when
i spent forever-and-a-day on the main page
i used to insult people daily from the middle of "like it aggressive?"
i watched over every page.

Gimmicks from Yesteryear:
Thanks to the wonders of the maggot's chemistry kit and erector set,  the Carnival of Terror can now be seen in a frightening parallel universe!  Warning, this universe is not for the faint of heart.  It is a dark dimension, where the hardest rocking band around is Stryper, the best comic book is "Archie," and the 700 Club is the bottom line for in-depth journalism and news.
Click here to see another universe.

Let your friends know what you've always wanted to say!
We here at the Carnival whipped up a super-keen treat for your friends!  Prove to yourself that it truly is better to give than to receive!
Let your friends know that you care!