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The days fly by, and the pile of corpses should grow, but Xavier has the gift of spontaneous regeneration.  In other words, no matter how many times Xavier is killed, he will always keep coming back for more. 

Xavier is the representation of the person you hate most in this world.  If you think about it, homicide is the only sure way to eleviate yourself of these kind of people.   Unfortunately, however, their are laws and social rules associated with civilization.  For that reason, we encourage you to remember this:

Homicide is highly illegal, and can lead to long prison sentences and book deals.  We urge you to refrain from physically destroying anyone.  Psychological warfare is actually more fun, works better in the long run, and best yet, is basically legal.   If you have visions of brutal murder, or selfish suicides, get hold of some paper and pencils and do as we have.  Illustrated violence is not illegal, and if you market it right, it can make you money.

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