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| THURSDAY, APRIL 8, 1999 |
| MICRO$HAFT RAPES AMERICANS SOME MORE... (4:50 AM EST) |
| There may be hope.....
Win98 StepUp Free After All? 'StepUp' Windows 98 release on tap is a ZDNN story that says: "Users who were distressed at the thought of paying Microsoft Corp. $89 for a minor upgrade to Windows 98, take heart," as it follows up on the announcement reported yesterday (story) that the Win98 StepUp program to fixes bugs, etc. would be fee-based, with word that "Microsoft has multiple -- not just one -- upgrades to Win98 up its sleeve." Thanks Maverick. Here's a quote: But the company also is
readying a CD-only, non-retail upgrade for existing Windows 98 customers
at a substantially
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| TIPS FOR MY FAVORITE BOSS #2 |
| Bobby Duncanson (Artist, Raven) updated more
to his humor .plan..
it could mean a promotion. 8. If you don't like my work, tell everyone.
I like my name to be
9. If you have special instructions for a job,
don't write them
10. Never introduce me to the people you're
with. I have no right
11. Tell me all your little problems. No one
else has any and it's
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| MORE REJECTED DR. SEUSS TITLES.... |
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2."No, that Isn't A Wocket In My Pocket, But keep Guessing, Honey" 3."Horton Hires A Hooker" 4."The Bigger The Cushion The Sweeter The Pushin'" 5."Oh! The Places You Would Have Gone If Only You'd Finished High School, Dumbass!" 6."Chicks With Dicks" 7."Horton Hears the Who and Gets Trampled At the Cincinnati Civic Auditorium" 8." The 501 Infectious Diseases Of Bartholomew Cubbins" 9."The Grinch That Stole Late Model Japanesse Cars and Stripped Them for Parts" 10."Go Bitch Go!" 11."Ho, The Tricks You will Turn!" 12."The Cat In The Hat Cums In the Back #47" |
| NORM QUOTE |
| "What's your pleasure, Mr. Peterson?"
"Boxer shorts and loose shoes. But I'll settle for a beer." |
| #46 ALCOHOL IS GOOOD FOR KILLING BRAINCELLS.... |
| Um...huh? |
| LINK OF THE DAY |
| From my managers girlfriend... THE ONION. News as it should be... :P |
| WEDNESDAY, APRIL 7, 1999 |
| Q3A PICS HAVE A SPECIAL GUEST (1:50 AM EST) |
| You may have seen the newest Q3A screenshots today on Blue's or sCary's, but neither mentioned this... One of the models in two of the shots is... THE QUAKEGUY!!!! Clear as day when you look, you'll see his helmet, and that ugly as butt face grimacing in the Quad pic. Click HERE to view them at Blue's. |
| MICRO$HAFT RAPES AMERICANS SOME MORE... |
| It seems that Micro$haft will be sticking it
to customers yet again by charging for their bug fixes. This is frigging
unbelievable, they put out a piece of shit product, then make you pay to
get the fix. I hope to GOD that the Justice Department does something about
this, and that Bill Gates gets ASS-RAPED by a dozen wild boars.....
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| NEW PROJECTS (1:35 AM EST) |
| Here at Dingleberry Central I got big stuff in the works. I got my
second M@$E$ Soundpak almost completed, and a little temp folder cleaner
called 'BAMF' almost tweaked to completion. I'll be posting them this week
(?).
As to The Matrix.... Trinity owns me.... |
| NEW NoFaDz Stinky Finger!! |
| Fadz has just unveiled his very own .plan file watcher. There's a few topdogs listed so far, and more to come. Check out the NoFaDz.Com Stinky Finger. |
| STAR WARS THEATRE NEWS |
| Joe Siegler ( 3D Realms/Apogee) updated his .plan
with some Star Wars news:
Star Wars Stuff (absolutely no movie info here): 1) I picked up this stuff from Cinescape Online.
(http://www.cinescape.com/insider). It's
As previously rumored and reported in the Insider,
for a theater to be allowed to show Star
* Phantom Menace must be shown in the
largest theater or auditorium of a complex for the
* As reported yesterday from the Insider's
source, the film must stay in that theater for a
* If a theater has committed to showing
the film on two or three screens, the film must
* The film must play on three screens sin competitive
areas where more than one exhibitor
* Interlocking, which allows a theater to screen
a single print on two screens, will be
* "Exhibitors may not deduct additional security expenses from rental fees." * As expected, theater passes will not be honored, in this case for the firsts eight weeks. * "Payment is to be made within seven days
(30-60 days is typical) for the first several
* Paid advertising on the same screen between showing is prohibited for the first two weeks. * Trailers may be shown as long as they don't
exceed 8 minutes of time. The trade also
* As expected, theaters will be allowed to
start showing Phantom Menace at 12:01 a.m. on May
Keep in mind that this is a list of rules for
those theaters that are allowed to carry the
These rules also do not prevent theaters from showing the film around the clock. |
| MORE DVD NEWS |
| Trey Harrison .plan file:
I'm doing some reviews for a dvd website, I've
got a few up
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| HELP SEARCH FOR E.T. |
| Steve Tietze 'Gateway' (Nihilistic) updated his
.plan:
I know a lot of you have been doing the RC5 encryption challenge but I found another useful thing for an idle computer. Search for ET with your own home computer! SETI@home is a scientific experiment that will
harness
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| NORM QUOTE |
| "What'll it be, Normie?"
"Just the usual. I'll have a froth of beer and a snorkel." |
| #45 "FREE YOUR MIND, AND YOUR ASS WILL FOLLOW" |
| Familiar with P. Funk? No, well then you might be an idiot. Also, consider that quote as you go see The Matrix again.... |
| LINK OF THE DAY |
| When I was in highschool, my friends and I had an elaborate set of rules for who got shotgun when we went places. Turns out we weren't the only ones, there's a whole list up at THE COMPREHENSIVE SHOTGUN RULES PAGE. Thanks to Trigger for sending this one in, scary... how'd he know about my past?... |
| TUESDAY, APRIL 6, 1999 |
| WHAT A DAY (4:40 AM EST) |
| Man what a bad couple days. Reinstalled WIN95, only to find all my drives were in DOS Compatibilty Mode. That is a bad thing.... Had to reinstall a couple more times, but now it all seems good. Played a little RA2 to see how it runs, and all was well. Saw Toxy (Essobie's pal) on a server I joined, as soon as I joined his arena for 1 on 1, he left... Go figure.... |
| THE MATRIX |
| I went to see it again.. :) I recommend this highly, you catch so many little things the second time through you didn't notice the first time.... |
| Tips for My Favorite Boss |
| Bobby Duncanson (Artist, Raven) updated more
to his humor .plan..
Tips for My Favorite Boss
2. If it’s really a "rush job", run in and
interrupt me every 10
3. Always leave without telling anyone where
you’re going. It
4. Wait until my yearly review and THEN tell
me what my goals
5. If you give me more than one job to do,
don’t tell me which is
6. Do your best to keep me late. I adore this
office and really
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| MORE REJECTED DR. SEUSS TITLES.... |
| More treats from Bobby Duncanson
12. Are You My Proctologist? 13. Yentl the Lentil 14. My Pocket Rocket Needs A Socket 15. Aunts in My Pants 16. Oh, the Places You'll Scratch and Sniff! 17. Horton Fakes an Orgasm 18. The Grinch's Ten Inches 19. Green Cheese & Spam 20. Who Flung Goo on Betty Sue? 21. Come On I Wanna Lay Ya 22. Russell the One-Eyed Love Muscle 23. Please Cane Us in the Anus 24. Blow Blow Til You See it Grow 25. Feel It, Find It, Pick It, Flick It |
| GAMESPY NEWS |
| Tim Cook 'CMonster' (Programmer, GameSpy) updated his .plan file with
Gamespy news:
Microsoft and a long discussion with Joe, we decided the next version of GameSpy will require WinSock2. I have my reasons so "trust me". Only Win95 users have a reason to upgrade.
As an added bonus, you fix some bugs and
Speaking of Win98, don't upgrade unless you
REALLY need something 98 has (like USB) at least until
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| NORM QUOTE |
| "What do you say, Norm?"
"Any cheap, tawdry thing that'll get me a beer." |
| #44 "....AND THE MARK OF THE ANTI-CHRIST WILL BE MS...." |
| From my revised bible..... |
| RINE'S LINK OF THE DAY |
| Rine found this QUAKE HUMOR PAGE. It was last updated in 1997, but there's some amusing stuff on there. Be warned, the site looks like it was done by a 12 year old on AOL... :) |