MONDAY, APRIL 12, 1999
NO NEWS? (3.15 AM EST)
Man, today was a fluff day for news, hell only two .plan files, and they were just personal stuff, no news worthy of posting at all. Sigh.... Boring. Might go see the Matrix again tomorrow, anyone else see it more than two times? 
LAG AND RAILS PART II
Played on a server tonight, with the same lag troubles. I noticed a trend, I can play for a while with no troubles, hell I was pinging a almost solid 170 on this server, then after a bit it began. Factors: Time and more players. I suspect a altered setting in my cfg's etc of heating up my V^3 too much. Looking into it, any other V^3 owners out there? (Shut up Rine).
NORM QUOTE
"Beer, Normie?"
"Uh, Coach, I dunno, I had one this week. Eh, why not, I'm still young."
#50 TESTOSERONE, THE MOST EVIL DRUG.
This damn drug makes you a helpless fool to woman, promotes violence, and makes you unable to control yourself. Think about all the wars and murders that could be avoided if you could lessen the dosage... :P
RINE'S LINK OF THE DAY
Rine and I were both avid G.I. Joe collectors as kids (3 1/2 inch ones), and he stumbled onto this while reading about the TFC/G.I. Joe similarities bit posted on Blue's. This site has every bit of info you could want, stats on the figures, sounds, icons, everything. Check out YOJOE.COM
SUNDAY, APRIL 11, 1999
THE GOOD LIFE (4:30 AM EST)
I'm a waiter as I may of mentioned, and today I waited on the best table ever. It was two beautiful girls, who were VERY COOL, and they told me they worked at a bar (three blocks from my house) and told me to come down and they'd buy me drinks. They also left me a HUGE tip. So I went down there, and they bought me evey beer except one (I bought one for me and a pal), and they told me they'd be quitting that job to go back to their old job.... as strippers. This is no joke. I got a huge tip, and was bought beers by a of couple strippers. Furthermore, it turns out they know a girl I know, who was Rine's old roomate (she lived here, in this very apartment) that they stripped with, and they'll be calling me to get her address and stuff.. Funny how this happaned after yesterday's Dingleberry. Life may have meaning... :)
LAG AND RAILS
Something went whacky with my computer last night, and I was being PING-RAPED hardcore. Here's a shot of my netgraph during a lag fit:

Ever see anything like that? Man it was insane, from 170 ping to 9000 pings in seconds.... However, while not laggin bad, I got my second ever 'two kills in one Rail shot' kill. Here's a clip from the console:

Man I was on fire last night, too bad I was a victim of ping-rape. Way believes it was motivated by my increasing my Graphics Apeture size in my Bios for my V^3. Still got some testing to do, there's been some serious storms bl;owing through here, maybe it is a culprit.
DRAGON LINUX
Interested in learing about Linux? Don't have a bunch of space for a dual boot install? Want to install it from DOS? Well Way has given me the answer, DRAGON LINUX. It's a DOS-based Linux install, 20 MB, that can help you to learn what you need to know before you take the plunge, check it out HERE. Also, to get a GUI, the XWindows system is also threr, for a measly 15 more MB.
NORM QUOTE
"What'd you like, Normie?"
"A reason to live.  Gimme another beer."
#49 GOD MADE WOMEN BEAUTIFUL TO ENSURE PROCREATION
Consider this, if women were ugly, would men have anything to do with them?
RINE'S LINK OF THE DAY
Rine also stumbled across this page while looking for some G.L.O.W. COMMANDO SPORTS WRESTLING VIDEOTAPES.


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SATURDAY, APRIL 10, 1999
COMPUTER/STEREO (1:45 AM EST)
Anyone know a good setup for hooking your computer up to you stereo? Currently I have a line out from my soundcard (headphone jack) that I hook in with stereo jacks to my video line in on my receiver. I want to record sounds from my computer onto tapes, and know there must be a better way to get good sound, but am a stereo retard when it comes to computer/stereo integration... Any ideas?

BTW, where'd you all go? One day I suddenly got half the normal readers..... Help me out here, does my breath stink? :P

VOODOO^3 OVERCLOCKING 
Sharky over at Sharky Extreme has a V^3 overclocking tutorial up, andI'll tell you, they work :) I gained close to 10 frames by adding a couple lines and overclocking the chip a mere 5 MHZ. I'll be doing more testing with old setting revamped for the V^3. Check out Sharky's V^3 OC article HERE. And here's a copy of the settings I'm currently using in my Q2 autoexec.cfg. I tested each one individually to see  the results.

//**** GL ****
SET FX_GLIDE_ALLOC_COLOR=0
SET FX_GLIDE_SWAPINTERVAL=0 

set intensity "1.0"

set sw_mipscale "2"
set sw_mipcap "0"
set sw_waterwarp "0"

//set cl_particles "1"
set cl_lights "1"
set cl_predict "1"
set cl_delta "1"
set cl_blend "0"

set gl_polyblend "0"
set gl_playermip "2.0"
set gl_picmip "0.0"
set gl_modulate "2.1"
set gl_skymip "1"
set gl_shadows "0"
set gl_ext_swapinterval "1"
set gl_swapinterval "1"
set gl_flashblend "1"
set gl_keeptjunctions "1"
set gl_ztrick "1"
set gl_triplebuffer "0"
set gl_dynamic "0"
set gl_cull "1"
set gl_round_down "0"
set gl_ext_palettedtexture "1"
set gl_particle_size "1"
set gl_particle_max_size "1"
set gl_particle_min_size "1"
set gl_finish "0"
set gl_ext_multitexture "1"

More Bobby Duncanson humor....
HUMMMMM.....
***************
An English professor wrote the words, "a woman without her man is nothing" on
the blackboard and directed the students to punctuate it correctly.

The men wrote: "A woman, without her man, is nothing."

The women wrote: "A woman:  without her, man is nothing."
 

*********************
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed,
here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
*********************
 *On Sears hair dryer:
 Do not use while sleeping.

 * On a bag of Fritos:
 You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

 * On a bar of Dial soap:
 Directions: Use like regular soap.

 * Some Swann frozen dinners:
 Serving suggestion: Defrost.

 * On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box:
 Fits one head.

 * On Tesco's Tiramisu desert:
 Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)

 * On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
 Product will be hot after heating.

thanks Tony!

NORM QUOTE
"How's life, Mr. Peterson?"
"Oh, I'm waiting for the movie."
#48 LIFE... WHAT'S THE POINT?
I wonder this one almost daily. Especially when I'm running my ass off at work...
RINE'S LINK OF THE DAY
Ok, Rine was looking for pages about G.L.O.W. (Gorgeous Ladies Of Wrestling) and ran into wrestling links, he followed one, that led him to another, and then to the BLK THOR HOMEPAGE. This page is about a BIG, MUSCLE-BOUND, BLACK....... HOMOSEXUAL. It's a very cheesy-assed page, but it cracked me up.


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FRIDAY, APRIL 9, 1999
A MESSAGE FOR CLAN PMS (4:15 AM EST)
I personally will stomp all of you, then make you call me daddy.
VOODOO^3 BAH-BEE.... (12:00 AM EST)
Well, I got it.... Currently I'm actually getting a few less frames per second then my Matrox g100/Voodoo^2 combo, but considering it's using it's earliest drivers, hardly tweaked, and only taking up one slot.. I like it. A couple cool things: I turned cl_lights on, and improved the visual quality a bit, and had no loss of performance :) I ran the crusher demo with a high quality cfg, cl_lights on, and at 960x720 and got 31 FPS. So I would say the Voodoo^3 and I will be close friends.
TFC
It rocks, yes indeed. It is almost TF exactly, except for Half-Life, The weapons, sounds, maps, everything. I played for a while today, had no lag, and had a freaking blast. I HIGHLY suggest this puppy. 
NORM QUOTE
"How's it going, Norm?"
"Daddy's rich and Momma's good lookin'."
#47 DON'T UPDATE YOUR WEBPAGE WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK
Um...
RINE'S LINK OF THE DAY
Britney Spears Documentary. Not actually a page, its a short RA flick showing this sweet young thing.... Who cares about the interview? :)