a) A victim of male dominated society and social
    oppression.
b) Someone who provides an essential service.
c) A cheap date.
d) A valued employee.

A wife is:

a) A victim of male dominated society and social
    oppression.
b) Someone who provides an essential service.
c) A cheap date.
d) A valued employee.

It is the day after a one-night stand. Do you:

a) Call her.
b) Call your lawyer.
c) Call your doctor.
d) Call your wife.

Foreplay is to sex as:

a) Priming is to painting.
b) Appetizer is to entree.
c) Trailer is to feature.
d) A queue is to an amusement park ride.
 

A BLONDE JOKE!
*********************
Two Blondes were walking down the street. One noticed a compact on the 

mirror and said, "Hmmmmm, this person looks familiar." 
The second Blonde said, "Let me look! The first Blonde handed her the 
compact. The second Blonde looked in the mirror and said, You dumb ass,
it's me!"

Disagree about the net code. Maybe just the server I was on but over a 250
ping and it sucked. Even at 200 ping the railgun was pretty much unusable
because of a 1-2 second delay combined with the high speed of the player
movements. Plus, seems to me with the increased player speed that LPB's have
more of an advantage over HPB's than in Q2. Just my take on it. I think they
will fix it, but right now it isnt great.

I agree about the whack-ass crosshair - it blows. Which is why I made my
own. It is available for DL at www.planetquake.com/mahq .

I also agree about the weapon balance. It will once again be a race to the
RL =).

I disagree about the camping to a degree. obvously on q3test2 there is no
place to camp =), but on the other map I think the layout in certain areas
does lend itself to camping. Plus, the see through teleporters make it a bit
easier too =).

Jump pads = rockage! They rule - a definite improvment.

Talk Bubbles = cool

Right now I do not like the light-speed movement of the players. It makes
the game more chaotic, and doesnt lend itself to skill IMO. Players move so
fast it is impossible to keep em in your crosshairs if they are half-good.
Ends up being just a run around and shoot and hope to get lucky. Especially
when you mix the lightening speeds in with the smoke trails from the Rockets
and all the other visual effects that in a close in battle make it hard to
see your opponent.

Just my 2 cents worth.

big0nes
Multi-Arena Headquarters - MAHQ
http://www.planetquake.com/mahq
 

Here's something VERY COOL about Linux and Quake games, linking files. For example, I have my Quake II installed in Winder$ in my e:\quake2, and in there are all those pak files, maps, skins etc. To play in Linux you'd think I'd need to copy all that stuf to my Linux partition, but there's an awesome alternative, linking it. Real simple, it's like making a Winder$ shortcut to the baseq2 in Winder$, and putting it in my Quake II dir in Linux. With this 'shortcut' Linux can access the pak files etc as if they were in the dir for real :) This aves over a gig of space and a lot of differing configs. Werd.

* seeded random numbers differently on tourney restarts
* fixed events on initial snapshots
* removed g_maxentities configuration, set by G_ENTITY_BITS
* cl_motd 0 to allow never sending request packets
* fixed map cache clearing bug
* cg_drawFPS 1 for running fps counter in corner
* remove all teleport destination pads
* moved checkmap out of cgame
* moved time positioning out of cgame
* made usercmd overrun freeze in place instead of snapping back
* slightly increased shotgun spread
* protected against using a cleared clientinfo
* use snapped origin from players for linking to prevent slight prediction errors during player collisions

A friend of mine forwarded this to me... ladies and gentlemen, we have finally found the ultimate online auction item...

http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=98952048

BTW, Car And Driver shows the base prices of four of these cars... It is over $1,000,000 dollors...... Sigh...........

All in all, I like it... And here's a screenshot or two...