SUNDAY, JUNE 6, 1999
DUNGEON KEEPER 2 INTERVIEW (9:00 PM EST)
If you have never played Dungeon Keeper you have missed so much. This is not a game about battling through a dungeon of monsters to save a princess and find loot. This is about building a dungeon, hording loot, and torturing the good guys stupid enough to wander into your evil domain. DK2 is going to be more of the same but much improved. DK2 will feature 3D rendering, more of everything, improved netplay, the works. For an interview with one of DK's creators and some screenshots go here: http://www.dkeeper2.net/strategy/nginterview.shtml
Think of another game where randomly smacking a creature improves its morale....
 
QDK 1.0 BETA 1
For you text-based adventure fans out there (Zork etc) Axe Software has a  prograam to make your own text-based adventures quickly and simply. It's called the QDK (Quest Development Kit). For more information and to download it hit the Axe Software site: http://intfiction.cjb.net/
 
GREED 0.8+ BETA 4R3 (8:20 AM EST)
A great Linux download manager similar to Getright and ReGet called Greed has a new version out (0.8+ BETA 4R3) This is a terminal-based toy, and it's simple to use. You can snag it off the Greed site: http://www.public.asu.edu/~arturner/greed/

Now I'mm off to work for 12 hours... :( I got 0 hours last night cause I'm not used to going to bed that early, people drag racing around here and some homy jamming some shitty rap music nearby. Ah, life in da hood....

 

 
LEAN UPDATE (12:15 AM EST)
I work way early in the morning till late in the eve today so I won't get the poop till after work.... I'll make a second update no later than 10 PM EST today to finish the news for the day. Sadly I have to work to pay bills since my lazy visitors never click my banners :) 
 
ZAPHOID ON MAILBOMBS AND TOM
Mailbombs suck.  They can cause delays and make it hard to find the meaningful
emails from the noise.  Please stop.  I can't even read the language the email is
in to know what it says!

Okay.  A series of misunderstandings between id and Tom's Hardware has led
to a "vs." benchmark war.  We're cool with Tom, and he's cool with us.  We're
both going to move on and start over afresh.

I just don't understand why my Riva 128 isn't more popular...

NORM QUOTE
Sam:   Well, look at you.  You look like the cat that swallowed the canary.
Norm:  And I need a beer to wash him down.
#93 DUCT TAPE IS GOD'S GIFT TO THE POOR HANDYMAN
Some folks pay $1,000 to fix a broken bumper, some just duct tape it..... 
RINE'S LINK OF THE DAY
Praise the lord.... JESUS.COM

 
SATURDAY, JUNE 5, 1999
MOUSEWARE 8.40 (1:25 PM EST)
Logitech has released Mouseware 8.40 for you mousing pleasure. These are the basic mouse drivers used by all Logitech mice. You can get more information and download them here:  ftp://ftp.logitech.com/pub/TechSupport/MOUSE/M84SETUP.EXE
 
NVIDIA RIVA TNT/TNT2 DRIVERS
New drivers, you want em, go get em:
AGP
PCI
TOP 10 GAMES NOBODY BOUGHT
Gamecenter has a little top ten of games that nobody bought containing many awesome games that didn't sell too many copies.. Read them here: http://www.gamecenter.com/Features/Exclusives/Notbought/?st.gc.fd.si.fe
SUPER RJ ALIAS
All the folks who know me pretty well in the Quake II community know this.. I THINK RJ ALIASES ARE SUPER LAME. Now comes along the Super RJ alias, and I'm not sure what to think. I think RJ aliases are lame since RJing is possible if you practice, but since people are lazy wussies they use some cheap alias to do it for them. As I've said many times, if you're going to use aliases to do things that can be done with the alias, why bother playing at all? Why not just fire up Eraser Bots and let them play, since you obviously can't play by yourself. Maybe an alias to do everything in one button preess, then you can fall asleep with your face on the Spacebar and get frags. Grrrr. Now I haven't tried this alias yet to see if it is doing something that is already possible, or an entirely new skill..... FYI, I won't post it here till I know, I hate to feed the lamers.
CARMACK BOMBED
Mailbombed that is. Why Ther F*#k would some lamer do this? One of the best things about this community is the closeness between the developers (Gods) and the players. You can drop them a line anytime and somethimes get email back. How often do actors or musicians do this? The devlopers want your feedback to make bigger and better. So don't be a frigging dumbass and force the people making this community to wall them selves off, like actors and musicians, to avoid idiots with mailbombing toys. Grow up punk...

John Carmack's .plan file has been updated. 
Owner / Lead Programmer     id Software

Here is a summary of the update made:

6/5/99
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I have been mailbombed, so I won't be reading email for a while.

No more work logs for now.

We were getting day-to-day reports on the games progress, now nothing. Thanks you stupid dick.

 
NEW SCHTUFF ON THE HORIZON
Going to be adding some new things about here starting in the next couple weeks.
* A weekly comic (yes Devon, about what you suggetsted :P )
* A poem/story of the week. Now this isn't sissy stuff, this is going to be Quake/humor related, not the mushy stuff ;)
* More content. I'm trying to negotiate with a person or two to add their knowledge/content to this site. I would like to make it more encompassing, so this can be a one stop news site. Get all kinds of brief news in one place. No Planetchump bs, the real deal.

If you have ideas for content, a story, a poem, a pic, or anything, or if you think you'd be an reliable and worthy addition to the Dingleberry team, drop me a line.  M@$E$

 
NORM QUOTE
Woody:  Would you like a beer, Mr. Peterson?
Norm:   No, I'd like a dead cat in a glass.
#92 PEOPLE WITH NO SENSE OF HUMOR HAVE NO LIFE AT ALL
I know too many.
RINE'S LINK OF THE DAY
This one cracked me up, so here it is again(?) CRATE DM